In Hollyweird it is totally normal to put spinners on your beat up 1987 Nissan pickup truck. To protect those spinners it is also totally normal to have the most annoying alarm system and it's mandatory, when you get this alarm system, to make sure it goes off at 3am and wake everyone up.

And if everyone does not wake from this most obnoxious alarm then never fear because a 4.4 magnitude earthquake will shake you until you do wake up. My only consolation is that California will fall off into the ocean and I will be able to sleep in.